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The
Judgment
of
Governor Gray
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The Goddess of
Strife, LANY also known as Madonna was not invited to the wedding of
the mortal Carlos and the Sea Goddess Iemanjá
(ee-eh-mon-JAH). In her rage she
resolved to sow discord and had sent to the banquet a bright golden apple
with the inscription "for the fairest one" as a prize for the
most beautiful Goddess.
Three
Goddesses claimed the prize; Hera of San Jose, Athena of Oakland and
Aphrodite of San Francisco.
The great and powerful God Washington was called upon to judge and bestow the
prize upon the winner. Washington refused, for he was aware that
there should be no hierarchy within the Triple Goddess, that the
attributes must remain complementary to one another with none
standing above the others. Washington thus
declared states rights and
decided to pass the decision on to a man of noble heritage, handsome of
form and possessing wisdom. He summoned the trickster god Mercury
to bring the three goddesses before Governor Gray of California to choose
which was the fairest.
Gray initially refused saying that he would simply divide the apple
equally among the three Goddesses. Mercury insisted he must choose lest he
incur the wrath of Washington. Gray still continued to hesitate but when
the Goddesses agreed to abide by his decision, whatever it might be, he acceded
to their demand. He asked the three to disrobe and appear before him
separately, each in their naked splendor.
Hera of San Jose came first and added to
her attraction by offering the bribe that she would make him the richest
Governor in all the land. For her domain of San Jose
is the capital of Silicon Valley which is the engine of the new global
economy. "Let me shine the brightest and I will bequeath you with
annual budget surpluses." she said
Next came Athena
of Oakland who promised Governor Gray victory in all
his battles and to make him the wisest ruler in all the world. Oakland alone
knows how to grow a healthy community with room for everyone.
"As the goddess on the state seal I can reveal also the secrets of
your land's namesake, the dark Goddess Queen Califa, whose time has
finally come to return from the depths of the unconscious." she
further enticed him.
Aphrodite of San Francisco was the last of the three, but she knew well
her power over mere mortal men. Showing her best smile she began to
flirt with the Governor who become increasingly effected by the
closeness of her dazzling beauty. Her bribe was also the most compelling; she would add the only body as
attractive and passionate as herself to their arrangement; "If you
choose me the state
legislature will wish to implement your vision in a harmonious
marriage." she said.
Governor Gray found this last offer hardest to resist
yet his was a cautious nature with a natural tendency to move to the
center. He unceasingly complimented the trio on their lovely fairness and
begged for time to attend to the pressing matter of clogged arteries
preventing complimentary energies to flow between the three goddesses.
Soon dozens of forgotten transit projects were moving ahead swiftly
instead of their unfair. immoral competitors Then he returned to the
ladies and asked for more time and another meeting.
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